Showing posts with label you want me to mix beans and math?. Show all posts
Showing posts with label you want me to mix beans and math?. Show all posts

Monday, July 7, 2008

am i missing something here?


wtf? i don't get it. help me understand.

the directions in the picture are a little blurry so i'll help you out:

1. pour instant beans into serving bowl
2. add boiling water and stir briefly (see Instant Bean/Water Ratio chart below)
3. Cover 5 minutes, stir and serve.

i would like to point out that the above steps for the preparation of the instant refried beans forgot to mention sub-steps:

2(a). boil water
2(b). read a chart and,
2(c). apply rational mathematical equations

2(b) and (c), incidentally, are both deal-breakers for me...i just don't need instant powdered refried beans that badly.
man...if only someone could come up with a product that's more "instant" than those "instant" refried beans...eureka!...ah yes...that's more like it. here are the instructions for this product:
1. open can.

archimedes would be proud.

~thorns